I understand that the designer is trying to make a point about the difficulties of motherhood and letting go of your children, but I just left the first one to do what it wanted. It eventually bounced its way out at about 8 years old and lived to about 22. The second time I worked at keeping the little bugger in. He got out at about 16 and died at 20. It just doesn't seem like a very effective or interesting game. Unless I'm missing something I should be doing, its just boring to watch the little dot bounce around aimlessly until it gets killed.
What the hell is this crap? i thought it was gonna be a funny vid about the Night elf stripper dance, but it was just badly animated of some loser (who i assume is you!) acting like a wank and screaming at his parents! Ughhhh, My ears are bleeding X(
The story was interesting, but not very well written, and it seemed... choppy, and sounded like you replaced some words with words you got out of a thesaurus. Unnecessarily pompous. It wasn't read very well either. You seemed to stumble over a lot of your words, which is strange if it was your own composition. The animation was pretty lame, too. I guess I'm saying, I don't know why this is on the front page.
Wow, I'm surprised so few people have played the ORIGINAL Factory, because this is basically just a copy of that. Lucky for you, I love and miss that game, so I thought this was pretty sweet. Not quite as good as that, but close enough. You might want to make the area you click to turn things on and off just a bit bigger, and if you could change the speed that would be great. I got stuck on the apple one, because it was going too fast and there were too many things you needed to do too quickly.
It was fun. I finished the game, so it wasnt too hard. Its like that game with the little cars. I cant remember what its called, but yeah. Oh, Rush Hour, thats what its called.
So, I dont usually do this, but...
Lust: Give the condom and the leaf from the woods to the chick in black shirt. Then buy her absinthe until the Lust bar is full. Leave then come back and ask how she is. Go out for drinks with her and get smashed until your in lust.
Envy: Beat up the guy in the woods and take his binoculars. Use the binoculars to look through the windows of the mansion.
Wrath: Talk to the guy you made the bet with. Tell him you arent doing very well. Agree that you suck and then attack him.
Gluttony: Eat about 8 hamburgers until you puke.
Greed: Work until you are a manager and fire the guy you work with for 50$.
Sloth: Sleep for 2 days in a row.
Pride: Click on the guy on the stage at the dive and compete in the Daily male competition. As long as you have full looks and fitness and you dont completely blow the DDR part, you will win.
I did it in about seven days on my third try. I will probably play again. Great game!
All 49 flash Reviews
Rated 1 / 5 stars August 13, 2011
Not great
I understand that the designer is trying to make a point about the difficulties of motherhood and letting go of your children, but I just left the first one to do what it wanted. It eventually bounced its way out at about 8 years old and lived to about 22. The second time I worked at keeping the little bugger in. He got out at about 16 and died at 20. It just doesn't seem like a very effective or interesting game. Unless I'm missing something I should be doing, its just boring to watch the little dot bounce around aimlessly until it gets killed.
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 4, 2010
Loved It!
But, oh so sad! I'm not going to be able to get this story out of my head for a long time.
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 31, 2009
It's so sad...
Oh the poor hedgehog! We never even knew ye. It makes me feel like crying, but it is lovely. The whole series is lovely! Thank you!
Rated 0 / 5 stars July 31, 2009
Ugghhhh!
What the hell is this crap? i thought it was gonna be a funny vid about the Night elf stripper dance, but it was just badly animated of some loser (who i assume is you!) acting like a wank and screaming at his parents! Ughhhh, My ears are bleeding X(
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars April 20, 2009
Not so much
The story was interesting, but not very well written, and it seemed... choppy, and sounded like you replaced some words with words you got out of a thesaurus. Unnecessarily pompous. It wasn't read very well either. You seemed to stumble over a lot of your words, which is strange if it was your own composition. The animation was pretty lame, too. I guess I'm saying, I don't know why this is on the front page.
Rated 4 / 5 stars November 27, 2008
Nicely Copied
Wow, I'm surprised so few people have played the ORIGINAL Factory, because this is basically just a copy of that. Lucky for you, I love and miss that game, so I thought this was pretty sweet. Not quite as good as that, but close enough. You might want to make the area you click to turn things on and off just a bit bigger, and if you could change the speed that would be great. I got stuck on the apple one, because it was going too fast and there were too many things you needed to do too quickly.
The thing that turns stuff on and off is now bigger.
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 27, 2008
Freakin' Sweet!
Please, in the name of all that is Holy, continue this!
Rated 3 / 5 stars January 29, 2007
Pretty good
It was fun. I finished the game, so it wasnt too hard. Its like that game with the little cars. I cant remember what its called, but yeah. Oh, Rush Hour, thats what its called.
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 23, 2007
Very awesome
So, I dont usually do this, but...
Lust: Give the condom and the leaf from the woods to the chick in black shirt. Then buy her absinthe until the Lust bar is full. Leave then come back and ask how she is. Go out for drinks with her and get smashed until your in lust.
Envy: Beat up the guy in the woods and take his binoculars. Use the binoculars to look through the windows of the mansion.
Wrath: Talk to the guy you made the bet with. Tell him you arent doing very well. Agree that you suck and then attack him.
Gluttony: Eat about 8 hamburgers until you puke.
Greed: Work until you are a manager and fire the guy you work with for 50$.
Sloth: Sleep for 2 days in a row.
Pride: Click on the guy on the stage at the dive and compete in the Daily male competition. As long as you have full looks and fitness and you dont completely blow the DDR part, you will win.
I did it in about seven days on my third try. I will probably play again. Great game!
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 31, 2006
Nice job!
Dont feel bad, I got a PS2. Yes, 2. Yea for being behind the curve. Off to play GTA San Andreas!
I'm playing Canis Canem Edit/Bully myself